Hat's all, folks. Beauty Care

Since Himself's 3-year-old niece decreed that my straw cowboy hat was so last season (by putting her foot through the crown of it), I am in dire need of a chic sunhat for an upcoming trip to Orlando.

The lucky item I choose will need to work with my lahvely '50s cat's eye stylee Tom Ford tortoiseshell sunnies, which is the easy part. 

It'll also need to work with what I'll euphemistically describe as a diverse and eclectic summer holiday wardrobe, most of which probably doesn't go that well with the sunglasses anyway. 

Oh, and it'll need to not make me look like a twat, which is a lot to ask of any hat that's to be worn on my noggin. 

Here are the current frontrunners - all of which I have yet to try on In Real Life - and yes, there are only four of them: 

{two from Topshop}

{both from Accessorize}