AaaaAAAAAAAARRrrggh! Beauty Care

The Breffmeister gone from D'Apprentiss last Monday.

A blatant hand ball sending our World Cup dreams packing on Wednesday.

Jedward departing the X Factor last night.

And then Aoif-ah-fah-fah-fah and her wide eyes foirt from tonight's Apprentice?! (But not without a shed-load of Gerrrrrtaldine negativity - notable quotables from her taxi ride away from a career as Bill Cullen's apprentice included "Jammy bitch, Geraldine!")

Seriously, like.

Worst. Telly Week. EVER.