I'm ready!

I love Spongebob. Yes. I'm 38 and I love him so when I saw that Rescue Beauty Lounge had these polishes, I picked up Starfish Patrick and Bikini Bottom. Today I'm rocking the Bikini Bottom and its such a pretty, pale and squishy blue with a hint of green if my eyes are not deceiving me.

Now look at my cuticles when you see the nail shots. Winter is fuggin me up royally. Nothing is helping either. Not Lemony Ple...I mean Flutter, not solar oil/balm and not my Evil Shades stuff. Help me, ladies. Im tired of them looking like I chewed on these summabishes.